Janet Baraclough wrote:
> from ChattyCathy > contains these words:
>
>> Hmmm. My chickens cost 15 (local) bucks each. Ostriches cost 2000 hundred
>> (local) bucks each (last time I made inquiries, which was a few
>> years back). But then again, maybe I got a real bargain.
>
> Easy to tell. If the chickens are taller than you, it's time to get a
> bigger frying pan.

And to get out the Ouiji board and have a seannce to ask advice from
the ghost of HG Wells.