Melba's Jammin' wrote:

>
> Marjorie's a hoot. And a damn fine baker‹'ve had the privilege of
> tasting some of her product. There's another woman who has won more
> ribbons and accolades that Marjorie, but she doesn't do many (any?)
> media gigs. Marjorie likes to talk to the press; Elaine doesn't.
>
> Cow? Not so much. She's about 4'10" tall and might weigh 95 pounds.
> She's got her schtick -- a red housedress straight from the 1940s and a
> hairdo of about that era, too. Good media material.
>

You Minnysoda ladies must spend all winter cooped up indoors just
plotting how to outdo one another at the fair. Canning, jamming,
breadmaking, pie and cake baking (did you say they have done away with
the brownie category--too orgasmic or sumthin'?)

I think this winter you should perfect a recipe for pureed-beet
chocolate cake. Wouldn't that leave 'em all in the dust?

gloria p