"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Bob Terwilliger" > wrote:
>
>> Bryan wrote:
>>
>> > Did his "attorney" advise him to stay off the NG?
>> >
>> > Is he off on a Cool Whip bender?
>
> ROTFL!
>>
>> Probably attending a Boy Scout Jamboree with a truckload of candy and a
>> camera.
>>
>> Bob
>
> <cough> Reminded me of NPR's Car Talk program on Saturday morning * an
> "insider's list" of book titles rejected by the publishers of children's
> books. "Grandpa Gets A Casket." "The Little Boy Who Died From Eating
> All His Vegetables." "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking." "Strangers Have
> the Best Candy."
> --
> Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ

My favorite, from waaaay back, is "A Child's Garden of Phallic Symbols".

Fleece