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Default Here I sit

On 7/16/2010 4:05 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Here I sit,
> All broken hearted,
> Paid a nickle to s**t,
> But only farted.
>
> From another era.


A couple I saw on the doors of stalls in truck stops:

"Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a nickel, only farted, yesterday I
took a chance, saved a nickel, s**t my pants."

"Here I sit with a broken heart, took a pill and my truck won't start."