On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:06:05 -0400, J. Clarke wrote:

> On 7/16/2010 4:05 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
>> Here I sit,
>> All broken hearted,
>> Paid a nickle to s**t,
>> But only farted.
>>
>> From another era.
>
> A couple I saw on the doors of stalls in truck stops:
>
> "Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a nickel, only farted, yesterday I
> took a chance, saved a nickel, s**t my pants."
>
> "Here I sit with a broken heart, took a pill and my truck won't start."

that's 'I Took Three Bennies & My Semi Truck Won't Start' by Commander Cody
And His Lost Planet Airmen:

<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVJQSnmeGzI>

your pal,
blake