shouldn't this be posted on alt.raving.lunatics instead?

"*Because **NYC** Could Be BETTER!!" > wrote in message
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> such has someone suggested recently. the alternative they proposed was
> to not pay taxes. specifically the war tax. the mythical war tax. here
> is our response:
>
> not pay taxes and they garnish your wages and take your stuff--your car,
> your pension or take it out of your social security or jail you and you
> lose your job and freedom.
>
> not work and you cannot live anywhere unless you squat and in doing so
> reduce your life excpectancy precipitously.
>
> sabotage things and they'll catch your dna and throw you in jail for the
> rest of your life, giving business to mega-prison corps and cheap labor
> to microduff et al.
>
> don't worry, the al quaeda have nuclear bombs. volunteer to strap one on
> your back and walk to your least favorite town and sit and wait, why
> not.
>
> go out iwth a bang. go out in a rich neighborhood. like greenwhich ct or
> wannabee-wasp hamptons, amagansett or quogue or the ever cash-rich
> bedford-stuyvesant and sw chichago.
>
> or shit and **** in every open kiosk and streetside cafe or cough
> likewise. dog and pig and sheep poop mixed with the soil they walk in
> even better (pneumatic anthrax).
>
> do this at diabetics, aids-patients and carriers and old people who are
> still mobile.
>
> better still.
>
> infect your doggie with rabies and teach him/her to lick humans.
> infectious a month prior to onset. so get the shots first.
>
> walk around with some cadmium stolen from a hospital x-ray machine or
> storage room.
>
> you'll die fast but not before making most of a city block and its
> passersby go with.
>
> walk fast though.
>
> and not in nyc--too many detectors mounted around.
>
> they shoot to kill for that in nyc.
>
> scoop some tritium or strontium90 droess from a dripping sewer line at
> hanford or livermore.
>
> or 3-mile or indian point or the one near va.
>
> slingshot it at the bohemian grove the first or second week of june or
> the second or third week of august.
>
> look for 5,000 acres not on the map in mendocino california.
>
> kill abunch of owls and put them on pikes around the white house and
> hold a pagan ceremony banishing all owls and grovers.
>
> invoke the spirit of dull care to rise.
>
> enact it in the park opposite the white house.
>
> then burn an effigy of all the bushes or have dull care do so.
>
> have your anarchy women refuse to have sex. or if hiv, to give it freely
> and with leaky condoms and snaggled teeth intended to exchange fluids of
> all sorts. invite a few vampires in for tupperware parties and group sex
> occasionally. don't reveal identities till dawn.
>
> drip blood across the thresholds of corrupt organizations and write your
> scree in human blood. it is against talmudic law and costs a lot for a
> place of business to be ritualistically cleansed by a rabbi in order for
> orthodox and conservative jews to cross such a threshold until it is
> done. do so during the lunch hour. wall street sounds fun. but midtown
> has more investment banking companies, and then there's always the media
> companies and backroom paperwork backup financial backrooms in the
> edison/fort lee area.
>
>
> get culturally creative.
>
> why the proviso against scaring children?
>
> hang the purple dinosaur infront of the circus all gory and scary or
> show him propped up next to a lampost with an erect penis about to do
> the nasty with olive oil or ms.piggy or popeye. dress him with a spent
> flourescent (green for contrast) condom.
>
> they'll swear off cartoons and the induction to commercialismo till
> puberty and then you'll make a killing on those purple dinosaur
> anatomically-currect and-then-some blow-up dolls you sell to the adult
> bookstores or on ebay.
>
> fur-optional. they won't be able to procreate normally and will
> interbreed only with the unshaven purple hordes. to the horror of their
> andover-investment-banking goose-killing pate-swilling wine-gulping
> peres and meres, yet also pears and mares.
>
>
> never settle for the status quo. nor the altered quo. quo veritas?
>
> in my pink llame thong!
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