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Default Your favorite restaurant......the ideal.

ImStillMags wrote:
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> Staff.....talk about the ideal restaurant staff, servers, bartenders,
> hostesses, etc.


The hookers at the bar should have no chips in their
nail polish. That's an indication they have not
re-applied their nail polish in at least a day,
and therefore they lack dedication to their chosen
profession.

> Any thoughts you have are most appreciated.


Nobody named Wayne or William or any other name
with a W in it. I've never encountered a Wilma,
but if I did I'd just get up and walk out.