On Aug 2, 8:54*am, Sqwertz > wrote:
> On Mon, 2 Aug 2010 07:52:48 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
> > Are you the offspring of 'any two rubes'? *It never ceases to amaze me
> > that there are people like you in this world.
>
> > Thx to the other great suggestions, ...........I'm going to use some.
>
> Condoms actually aren't a bad idea (provided they're the only
> thing in there). *I would add it to your list. *Go down to Planned
> Parenthood and they'll give you a couple handfuls of
> rainbow-colored condoms for free. *Those would be more appropriate
> than the flesh-tone, lubed, ribbed, extra thin, extra large,
> desensitizing name brand for $1.50/each.

Do you hand out MADD pamphlets at your cocktail parties? Give away
Chick tracts for your nephew's First Holy Communion? How about do-it-
yourself divorce kits at your wedding reception?