J. Clarke > wrote:
> On 8/11/2010 10:56 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> First it was the CostCo rotisserie chickens, then the airplane
>> steward, and now it's McNugget rage! This one tops the first two,
>> IMNSHO. http://www.wpxi.com/video/24572107/index.html
>>
>> Has the world gone completely nuts?
>
> I do wonder what else was going on in her life that not being able to
> get McNuggets pushed her over the edge.
Actually it's all part of a new BK Corp
PR campaign. We've planted subminal
messages worldwide which encourage irrational hatred. These messages are
subconsciously loaded and triggered by the image of the hated golden arches.
We call the new program Ronald Rage.
We've just placed advanced mind-control kiosks in participating BKs which
will automatically install the sublminal messages in your brain. Everyone
who participates* gets a free Whopper, with fries, drink, and dessert!
*Offer good for a limited time only. Legal fees, fines, and bail bonds are
not the responsibility of the BK Corporation.
Burger King King
All fear my shiny plastic head