"Lionel Hutz, Esq." > wrote in message
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>> On Sep 11, 10:05 pm, "Lionel Hutz, Esq." > wrote:
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>>> > On Sep 11, 12:19 am, "Lionel Hutz, Esq." > wrote:
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>>> >> > --Bryan, who is going to *be* a landlord for the first time, which
>>> >> > is
>>> >> > weird
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>>> >> Will you be placing restrictions in the lease concerning the foods
>>> >> that
>>> >> you
>>> >> will allow your prospective tenants to bring onto the premises,
>>> >> prepare
>>> >> and
>>> >> consume?
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>>> > No, though luckily the woman who is renting it is not from a curry
>>> > culture. I hate going into a motel to check it out and smelling that
>>> > stuff. If I smell the slightest hint of curry, I won't rent a room.
>>> > I have nothing against Indians/Pakistanis, but I want motel rooms to
>>> > be odor free.
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>>> > --Bryan
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>>> So, no unholy reign of terror if the tenants use Cool Whip or jarred
>>> mayonnaise or "Hormel" chili? Or have a Butterball and jarred gravy for
>>> Thanksgiving? No name calling? Really? Just no "curry culture", huh?
>>> As
>>> a landlord, you really have to be careful with that racial profiling
>>> thing,
>>> you know.
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>> I didn't say I wouldn't rent to curry users, just that I'm glad that
>> the tenant is not. I should put in the lease--in addition to no
>> smoking--a paragraph about odors. Heck, if the lady goes on the
>> internet and brags about her cooking, and it happens to be as you
>> described, I'd have a good reason to not be insulting to her. That
>> doesn't apply to anyone else here.
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>> --Bryan
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> And just what would that good reason for not being insulting to her be?

Your (notice the lack of apostrophe) silence tells me you know where this is
going. And I'm sure you will tell me that my summation is wrong.