On Sep 19, 11:46*am, Andy > wrote:
> I need a computerized cookbook that I can talk with.
>
> "Computer, my favorite 'Biscuits and gravy' recipe please?"
>
> "Andy, sift together 1 cup AP flour and 1/4 tsp salt."
>
> "Computer, OK. WAIT!"
>
> "OK Computer, now what?"
>
> "Andy, add one teaspoon baking powder."
>
> "Computer, OK. WAIT!"
>
> "OK computer, now what?"
>
> "Andy, do you want 'biscuits and gravy' today or next week?"
>
> "Computer, OK. WAIT! Was that one teaspoon or tablespoon???"
>
> "Andy, once upon a time, the end!" SHUTDOWN

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Get a wife and you wont need a computer voice to nag you...in fact
you'll have a hard time shutting it down at the best of times if you
get her riled. Been there, done that.
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