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Source: Ausfailure dot com :
The World's Leading Database for Ausfailure's Sporting Catastrophes

http://www.ausfailure.com/?p=648

''Snatching Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 7th, 2010

Aussie failure wrestler Hassene Fkiri's brain fart costs certain medal
at
the Commonwealth Games on Tuesday.

It’s often said that you can always tell an Aussie, but you can’t tell
him much.

This is because so many of them are stupid.

Look at Aussie Gold Medal hopeful Hassene Fkiri. Fkiri was chasing
Ausfailure’s first Commonwealth Games wrestling gold in 32 years,
until he lost his cool and then his medal.

What a moron you might say, but don’t forget, he’s from Ausfailure.
Ausfailure has mastered the art of losing, even when victory is a near
certainty, they choke.

Greg Norman was a world champion looser, and we all remember the
horror
choke that saw a team of semi professionnal weekend rugby league
players become world champions at Ausfailure’s national game of rugby
league when their team captain dropped the ball over the tryline
ensuring his team went home as losers yet again.

The only good news for Ausfailure’s l;long suffering sports fans is
that Ausfailure lead the Silver medal tally at these games.

“Coming second is a goal we have pursyued with vigor at sport for ages
and it’s great to see that when it comes to being not quite good
enough second best also rans we are world champions at it.” said a
spokesperson for the Greg Norman Foundation.'''

There must be *some* way we can overcome this traditoinal sub-concious
inferority complex?

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

Obama in the whitehouse.....Thats exatcly what we need,
another black family in government housing