On Thu, 14 Oct 2010 20:15:10 -0500, The Cheese Police
> wrote:

>On Thu, 14 Oct 2010 15:29:24 -0400, Felice wrote:
>
>> "Lou Decruss" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> I've been pretty busy recently and haven't been around much so
>>> hopefully this isn't a repeat. I want the Nantucket. Which one would
>>> be your first choice?
>>>
>>> http://grilledcheeseacademy.com/
>>>
>>> Lou
>>
>> Grilled WHAT? Most of them have too much "other" for me. I'll stick with
>> cheese, mebbe a slice of ham or bacon.
>
>Grilled cheese sandwiches may legally contain other ingredients as
>long as they are grilled inside the sandwich at the same time as the
>cheese. It is illegal for grilled cheese sandwiches to be opened once
>they are grilled.
>
>All those sandwiches appear to be highly illegal grilled cheese
>sandwiches. Not only that, I'm pretty sure they're not even real
>sandwiches, but rather very clever replicas of sandwiches made with
>shiny acrylic clay. Gooey cheese is not going to freeze in place like
>that while you arrange all those toppings and get it all spruced up
>for the camera.
>
>Other Grilled Cheese laws have been violated in the making of those
>fake grilled cheese sandwiches, but there's already enough evidence of
>blatant disregard of the U.S. Cheese Code to put them away on Federal
>charges for a long time.
>
>-sw

Yer crakin me up here.

Lou