On Thu, 14 Oct 2010 21:40:21 -0500, The Cheese Police
> wrote:

>On Thu, 14 Oct 2010 22:04:19 -0400, Cheryl wrote:
>
>> Ok, but is a burger stuffed between two grilled cheese sandwiches legal or
>> part of some sub-section? Does a legal grilled cheese sandwich have to
>> stay within a certain kcal range?
>
>Our department does not make nor interpret gray areas of the U.S.
>Cheese Code, maam. That is up to the Big Cheeses. But if I
>understand it correctly and as you have explained, my personal opinion
>is that as long as the sandwiches are legal, certified grilled cheese
>sandwiches, they be used in any manner you choose and still be
>considered grilled cheese sandwiches regardless of how they are
>served.
>
>Our department is fully committed to grilled cheese sandwich usage
>diversity and we go through hours of rigorous training yearly to
>assure we remain respectful and sensitive to all grilled cheese
>sandwich uses.
>
>Note that this is not an endorsement of legality. We would have to
>examine the exhibits to render a professional opinion.
>
>Thank you for your inquiry.
>
>Sincerely,
>
>Federal Cheese Enforcement Office, U.S. South Division
>U.S. Department of Cheese Usage

I don't know how you dream this stuff up. Pretty funny though.

Lou