On Thu, 14 Oct 2010 21:40:21 -0500, The Cheese Police wrote:

> On Thu, 14 Oct 2010 22:04:19 -0400, Cheryl wrote:
>
>> Ok, but is a burger stuffed between two grilled cheese sandwiches legal or
>> part of some sub-section? Does a legal grilled cheese sandwich have to
>> stay within a certain kcal range?
>
> Our department does not make nor interpret gray areas of the U.S.
> Cheese Code, maam. That is up to the Big Cheeses. But if I
> understand it correctly and as you have explained, my personal opinion
> is that as long as the sandwiches are legal, certified grilled cheese
> sandwiches, they be used in any manner you choose and still be
> considered grilled cheese sandwiches regardless of how they are
> served.
>
> Our department is fully committed to grilled cheese sandwich usage
> diversity and we go through hours of rigorous training yearly to
> assure we remain respectful and sensitive to all grilled cheese
> sandwich uses.
>
> Note that this is not an endorsement of legality. We would have to
> examine the exhibits to render a professional opinion.
>
> Thank you for your inquiry.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Federal Cheese Enforcement Office, U.S. South Division
> U.S. Department of Cheese Usage

can a grilled cheese sandwich be legally made with a glazed doughnut?

your pal,
blake