In article >,
(Ubiquitous) wrote:

> http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/10/...oween-costumes

Sooo ... she put the mixed chicken and turkey legs on the same place on
the grill at the same time, said the turkey needed about twice as long
as the chicken, and took them off together and served them together. So
was she serving turkey legs that had only been cooked half as long as
they should, or chicken legs that had been cooked twice as long as they
should?

It was embarrassing to have her rattle on about Robin Hood and Marion as
if they were real people, and blather about what a sweetie Marion was
and forgetting the part of the legend where she poisons and murders
Robin, the same way SLop did with the people she served those raw turkey
legs to.

Then she takes a frozen cheesecake, lets it thaw overnight to cut it and
stick in popsicle sticks, and then freezes it overnight so she can
drizzle on chocolate (which wasn't chocolate) and then talks about how
fast the cheesecake was to prepare. Uh, yeah, except for the two days
of prep time.

Her breasts were ... glowing.

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