"Kalmia" > wrote in message
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> On Oct 31, 10:22 pm, Bryan > wrote:
>> On Oct 31, 7:32 pm, Kalmia > wrote:
>>
>> > I had about 90 kids. I was glad to see most of the candy go. Just
>> > about every kid tho was polite and said thank you. Wow. There's hope
>> > yet.
>>
>> All the kids and parents in our neighborhood were very nice and polite
>> too. They all said, "Thank You." That, in spite of the fact that I
>> frightened all but the little kids. Years ago, my wife got a hold of
>> a monk's robe. It's black, heavy, hooded and all wool. I stood very
>> still out in front of the house, such that I looked like a display.
>> When they got really close, I became animated and scared the crap out
>> of a bunch of folks, including adults. It was fun.
>>
>> --Bryan
>
> Gotta remember THAT one for next year. It'll give em all something
> to remember besides a stomach ache.
>
> What were your sound effects?

"You use jarred mayonnaise? You are a pig!"
"You use canned soup? You are white trash!"
"Ewwww! What are you eating?"
"Want some canned chili?"
"I'm a 50 year old paunchy, myopic punk rocker; you're old."
"Del Taco is the best!"