"Paco" > wrote in message
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> "Kalmia" > wrote in message
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>> On Oct 31, 10:22 pm, Bryan > wrote:
>>> On Oct 31, 7:32 pm, Kalmia > wrote:
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>>> > I had about 90 kids. I was glad to see most of the candy go. Just
>>> > about every kid tho was polite and said thank you. Wow. There's hope
>>> > yet.
>>>
>>> All the kids and parents in our neighborhood were very nice and polite
>>> too. They all said, "Thank You." That, in spite of the fact that I
>>> frightened all but the little kids. Years ago, my wife got a hold of
>>> a monk's robe. It's black, heavy, hooded and all wool. I stood very
>>> still out in front of the house, such that I looked like a display.
>>> When they got really close, I became animated and scared the crap out
>>> of a bunch of folks, including adults. It was fun.
>>>
>>> --Bryan
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>> Gotta remember THAT one for next year. It'll give em all something
>> to remember besides a stomach ache.
>>
>> What were your sound effects?
>
> "You use jarred mayonnaise? You are a pig!"
> "You use canned soup? You are white trash!"
> "Ewwww! What are you eating?"
> "Want some canned chili?"
> "I'm a 50 year old paunchy, myopic punk rocker; you're old."
> "Del Taco is the best!"
ROTFL MAOPIMP!

Good one, Paco!




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