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Default A REAL Bob Terwilliger Menu!

On Tue, 2 Nov 2010 13:57:19 -0700 (PDT), projectile vomit chick
wrote:

> Redi-Whip on store brand sandwich cookies (Bob likes to snort the
> nitrous, it makes for a good rush while he whacks off after dinner)


That's amyl nitrate you snort during sex, not N20.

I was at Walmart this morning walking around aimlessly trying to
kill an hour when I saw Redi-Whip on sale for $1. I didn't think
anything of it but then I did a double-take and grabbed a can and
carried it gently to the cash register so as not to shake it up,
along with a 7-pack of Fruit of Looms.

The can of whipped cream lasted another 5 minutes. Ahh, the good
'ol days. At that price it was less expensive than the Whip-It's
you buy at the head shop.

ObFood: My "7-Pack"of Fruit the Loom briefs actually had 9 pairs
instead of 7. I should have returned them since 9 pairs instead of
7 it totally going to screw up my weekly schedule.

-sw