On Nov 4, 4:15*am, Sqwertz > wrote:
> On Tue, 2 Nov 2010 13:57:19 -0700 (PDT), projectile vomit chick
> wrote:
>
> > Redi-Whip on store brand sandwich cookies (Bob likes to snort the
> > nitrous, it makes for a good rush while he whacks off after dinner)
>
> That's amyl nitrate you snort during sex, not N20.

Ahh yer right, I knew I had that wrong LOL

>
> I was at Walmart this morning walking around aimlessly trying to
> kill an hour when I saw Redi-Whip on sale for $1. *I didn't think
> anything of it but then I did a double-take and grabbed a can and
> carried it gently to the cash register so as not to shake it up,
> along with a 7-pack of Fruit of Looms.
>
> The can of whipped cream lasted another 5 minutes. *Ahh, the good
> 'ol days. *At that price it was less expensive than the Whip-It's
> you buy at the head shop.

Redi-Whip and a pack of Fruit O' Looms? Man, if I had been the
cashier I would have died laughing. : D

>
> ObFood: My "7-Pack"of Fruit the Loom briefs actually had 9 pairs
> instead of 7. *I should have returned them since 9 pairs instead of
> 7 it totally going to screw up my weekly schedule.

Please don't tell us that you have the days of the week embroidered on
them!