Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz proffered:

>> Hmmm... we just happen to have a Granny Smith apple,
>> and I was wondering what we ought to do with it.
>
> http://mcreynoldsfarms.com/images/teresa%20pig.JPG

Naturally, I'm not going to click on that link. Is it a picture of your
mother?

Bob