"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote in message
eb.com...
> Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz proffered:
>
>>> Hmmm... we just happen to have a Granny Smith apple,
>>> and I was wondering what we ought to do with it.
>>
>> http://mcreynoldsfarms.com/images/teresa%20pig.JPG
>
> Naturally, I'm not going to click on that link. Is it a picture of your
> mother?
>
> Bob
No. It's a picture of a piglet, cooked whole with an apple in it's mouth.

Yeah. Sure. Sheldon cooked it. In his microwave oven.



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