On Sat, 6 Nov 2010 11:05:35 -0400, BigBadBubba wrote:

> "Bob Terwilliger" > wrote in message
> eb.com...
>> Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz proffered:
>>
>>>> Hmmm... we just happen to have a Granny Smith apple,
>>>> and I was wondering what we ought to do with it.
>>>
>>> http://mcreynoldsfarms.com/images/teresa%20pig.JPG
>>
>> Naturally, I'm not going to click on that link. Is it a picture of your
>> mother?
>>
>> Bob
> No. It's a picture of a piglet, cooked whole with an apple in it's mouth.
>
> Yeah. Sure. Sheldon cooked it. In his microwave oven.

sheldon was heartbroken that that pig did not give its last full measure of
devotion to a can of spam.

your pal,
blake