On Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:23:42 -0800, sf > arranged
random neurons and said:

>On Wed, 10 Nov 2010 16:34:01 -0600, Ema Nymton >
>wrote:
>
>> George thinks the napkin goes on the right, but I keep telling him the
>> napkin goes on the left.
>
>Is he left handed or right handed? I've noticed Lefties often do
>things backwards.

Tell me about it. I'm left handed and can testify that if you tell me
to turn right, my instinct is the opposite. Years ago, my Junior
Leaguers put on a Follies to raise money for charity. This was in
upstate New York and we brought in a (cheapo) choreographer to teach
us the dance steps. He would get so frustrated with me that he chalked
an "R" and an "L" on my practice slippers. And he seemed to think my
name was "Goddammit, Squeaks!"

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

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"If the soup had been as warm as the wine,
if the wine had been as old as the turkey,
and if the turkey had had a breast like the maid,
it would have been a swell dinner." Duncan Hines


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