On Dec 2, 2:42*pm, "l, not -l" > wrote:
> On *2-Dec-2010, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
>
> > Get yourself a bullhorn and just say... EXCUSE MEEEE!!!!!!!
>
> Why "EXCUSE MEEEE!!!!!!!"? * You're not the one causing the problem, they
> are. * Wish I had the nerve to say what I'm thinking - "Move it, assh*le"
>
There was a lady who butted in line in the self checkout at Maplewood
Wal Mart on TG day, and wouldn't get out even after the attendant
asked her twice. As soon as she was leaving (so she couldn't slow
things even more) I said to her, "You're a real asshole." She said,
"What?" and I repeated, "You're a real asshole." She might not have
understood enough English to know exactly what I said, but her
daughter (~11 or 12) and son (~7 or 8) almost certainly did.

--Bryan