In article >,
Chemiker > wrote:

> Good news: A giant housefly committed suicide in my kitchen (good
> riddance).
>
> Bad news: He commited suicide by drowning himself in my jar of bacon
> drippings.

> Alex

Do you think it was suicide or an accidental drowning? Was he insured?
Were you the beneficiary?

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew; sometimes in a pickle."
Pepparkakor particulars posted 11-29-2010;
http://web.me.com/barbschaller