On Dec 9, 4:36*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
> changed.
>
> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
> light bulb could have been changed differently.
>
> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
>
> 1 to post in ALL CAPS
>
> 2 to explain that this is considered shouting and impolite
>
> 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
>
> Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
>
> 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
> "lamp".
> 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
> bulb" is perfectly correct.
>
> 50 people to argue over the environmental benefit of fluorescent bulbs
> versus incandescent bulbs
>
> 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
> this discussion to a light bulb forum.
>
> 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
> bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
>
> 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
> to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
> this technique and what brands are faulty.
>
> 5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
>
> 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs.
>
> 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
>
> 4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
> corrected URLs.
>
> 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
> all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
>
> 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
> cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
>
> 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
>
> 13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
> light bulbs"
>
> 1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.
>
> 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
> start it all over again.

Is that supposed to be funny? LOL. HaaaHaaaHaaa. You're a ****ing
comedian.