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Sqwertz[_25_]

On Fri, 10 Dec 2010 02:43:40 GMT,
wrote:

> On 29-Oct-2007, "Guv Bob" > wrote:
>
>> One last gift to the fine folks here.... Try yore best to get the punch
>> line...
>>
>> Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
>> number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that
>> he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into
>> the pickle
>> slicer.
>> His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about
>> it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to
>> overcome the compulsion on his own.
>> One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife
>> could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
>> "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
>> "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to
>> put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
>> "Oh, Bill, you didn't."
>> "Yes, I did."
>> "My God, Bill, what happened?"
>> "I got fired."
>> "My god, Bill. What happened with the pickle slicer?"
>>
>> . . .
>>
>>
>> "Well....
>>
>>
>> . . .
>>
>>
>> SHE GOT FIRED, TOO!!!"
>>
>>
>> YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!! LOLLLLL!!!!
>>
>> So long (the longer the better)
>>
>> Guv Bob
>
> That one is so old I hadn't heard it since before I got married this last
> time.

You probably heard it about 1,138 days ago. Because that's when it
was posted here last.

-sw