On Dec 10, 1:41*pm, itsjoannotjoann > wrote:
> On Dec 10, 2:15*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
>
> > On Dec 9, 5:56*pm, itsjoannotjoann > wrote:
>
> > > On Dec 9, 7:45*pm, Melba's Jammin' > wrote:> In article >,
>
> > > > *Chemiker > wrote:
> > > > > Good news: A giant housefly committed suicide in my kitchen (good
> > > > > riddance).
>
> > > > > Bad news: He commited suicide by drowning himself in my jar of bacon
> > > > > drippings.
> > > > > Alex
>
> > > > Do you think it was suicide or an accidental drowning? *Was he insured? *
> > > > Were you the beneficiary? *
>
> > > I am the deceased's attorney. *Sounds like negligence to me on the
> > > part of the homeowner for leaving this substance in an area where my
> > > client was willfully enticed and was therefore murdered. *I will be
> > > bringing charges.
>
> > We will also prove that the deceased and Chemiker knew each other and
> > were in fact, have a torrid love affair.- Hide quoted text -
>
> I will file papers to have that alleged evidence suppressed.

Yeah? Just wait till you see the court authorized video.