On Thu, 09 Dec 2010 19:45:32 -0600, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:

>In article >,
> Chemiker > wrote:
>
>> Good news: A giant housefly committed suicide in my kitchen (good
>> riddance).
>>
>> Bad news: He commited suicide by drowning himself in my jar of bacon
>> drippings.
>
>> Alex
>
>Do you think it was suicide or an accidental drowning? Was he insured?
>Were you the beneficiary?

I plead the 5th.

Alex