On Dec 15, 10:35*pm, "Dimitri" > wrote:
> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > So much for "Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Money Back".
> > Time to avoid all Sara Lee products and their sub-brands.
>
> > "Thank you for your business!". *You mean, "Thank you for letting
> > us sucker you out of your money!". *Assholes.
>
> > -sw
>
> Generally "satisfaction guaranteed" refers to a purchase not just an
> opinion. *Had you furnished a receipt as well as a UPC code you probably
> would have received a refund & a BS letter.
>
> Dimitri

....or at least, coupons. When I complain about Stouffer's microwave
directions (too long a cooking time), or Del Monte Fruit Naturals
(woody grapefruit), I get coupons AND an apology.

N.