On Dec 18, 10:56*am, lainie > wrote:
> Two jobs today. One to find a white noise machine (sleeping aid for
> babies) and two, buy asparagus. I understand the confused looks
> the white noise thingy, but when I asked at the grocery store where
> the asparagus was, I was treated to a blank stare by the clerk. Then
> he said, "we don't have any". So I said, then why are you advertising
> it. Is this Metro?. Apparantly it's not their fault that the asparagus
> market has caved in (heads up for y'all who want asparagus). Then to
> the mall where the crazies are gathered - and the poor sally ann
> person who was asleep at her post! *Stayed about 15 mins, then beat a
> hasty retreat.

Although the crazies are really out this time of year, there are a few
great souls who are restoring balance to the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WerpY3TCeDA