Captain Peter Swallows got it wrong:

>>> I like the idea of making a guacamole with Asparagus and will have to
>>> give it a try!
>>
>> Have you ever tried canned asparagus?
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> I used to have a friend who only ever ate that canned crap.
>
> Then I got her and her husband to try my 'marinated and seared' fresh
> asparagus, and they have never gone back to the tinned crap.
> About the only thing it would be good for is as Om suggested, making
> guacamole.

It wasn't her suggestion. She was just sycophantically agreeing with Pussy.

About the only thing I'd use canned asparagus for is chawanmushi.

Bob