Absolutely Contrary Mary wrote:

> For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
> the holidays. My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
> a great big goose. Have you had any experience with a goose? I don't
> want to mess up this relationship.

Make sure you have a couple of big jugs and a nice bit of crumpet to go
along with the "great big goose."
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Mr. Joseph Paul Littleshoes Esq.

Domine, dirige nos.

Let the games begin!
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