On Dec 21, 8:36*am, Don'tBetOnIt@Here. (Absolutely Contrary Mary)
wrote:
> For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
> the holidays. *My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
> a great big goose. *Have you had any experience with a goose? *I don't
> want to mess up this relationship.

Try this!

http://tinyurl.com/38mqnky

Merry Christmas!