On Tue, 21 Dec 2010 13:36:37 GMT, Don'tBetOnIt@Here. (Absolutely
Contrary Mary) wrote:

>For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
>the holidays. My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
>a great big goose. Have you had any experience with a goose? I don't
>want to mess up this relationship.

Keep sucking his dick... he'll never leave you.