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Why isnīt the ocean full of beer?
(Hank Higgens) wrote in message . com>...
> It would be much more fun if the earth was a beer-planet with 70% of
> its surface made of beer.
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> Just imagine swimming in beer lakes and drinking from beer rivers.
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> You wouldnīt drown in boring water, but in excellent-tasting beer.A
> much better death.
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> Of course, there could be some wine, mead, rum, champagner, vodka or
> whiskey lakes for the others, too, but beer is the most important.
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> I hope somewhere in space, scientists will find a beer planet.This
> would be motivation enough to build a spaceship ...
The only problem is that the indigineuous people of this planet would
be going to great lengths to "brew" plain water from their beer, as
plain water gives them a great buzz.
_Randal
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