>>american beer is weak and tastes like ****.
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> You know what **** tastes like???
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reminds me oth the joke/saying: "oh you want some american beer? Let me
finish a pitcher of this and i'll make you some."

Considering the olfactory sense is a part of taste though, and that
particals have to enter your nose and go past you soft palate when you
are inhaling , you've pretty much tasted **** if you've smelled it.

I still laugh everytime i hear someway say something tastes like shit
though..