In news:rec.food.cooking, Sqwertz > posted on Mon,
14 Feb 2011 21:11:36 -0600 the following:

> On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:31:43 -0600, Damaeus wrote:
>
> > Probably because he didn't read the package carefully before putting them
> > into the shopping cart.
>
> His cookies, his recipe, his party, his ****up.

It was my recipe, but yeah, his ****up.

> > Occasionally he accidentally gets the fat-free cream.
>
> There is no such thing as fat free cream.

Ah it was fat-free half-and-half.

http://www.pickyourown.org/icecream/halfandhalf.jpg

That said, if they can make fat-free half-and-half, they CAN make fat-free
cream, but for some reason have chosen not to. So there is such a thing
as fat-free cream. It's just that nobody has put it into a carton to sell
it.

Still, the point is that he doesn't read packages carefully.

Damaeus