On Feb 13, 9:08*am, Damaeus > wrote:
> In news:rec.food.cooking, Dave Smith > posted on
> Sun, 13 Feb 2011 10:23:36 -0500 the following:
>
> > On 12/02/2011 11:34 PM, Damaeus wrote:
>
> > > So what? *It's a matter of taste. *I don't like big chocolate chips in
> > > cookies. *I like tiny chocolate chips and a lot less of them than what
> > > most recipes call for. *If you like 70% cookie, 30% chocolate chips,
> > > YOU eat the big chocolate chips. *I don't like my cookies that way and
> > > I have every right to have a preference for how I like my cookies, and
> > > a right to bake them the way I like them.
>
> > If you have to be so damned anal about your chocolate chips why not just
> > get a knife and cut htem into halves or smeller?
>
> Why don't I just start a latch-hook project, knit a pair of socks or maybe
> mow the lawn with a pair of scissors?
>
> I'm not being anal about the chocolate chips. *I'm being anal about people
> misunderstanding what's going on here. *I provided a little background
> story about how I ended up with chocolate chips I don't want, and now
> everybody is being judgmental toward me, as if I should be happy to have
> chocolate chips at all. *They act as if the chocolate chips were a special
> gift to me and that I'm unappreciative of my friend's generosity. *That is
> nothing like what this is about. **HE* got the wrong chips for *HIS*
> cookies. *I used what was needed and we had a couple of bags left over.
> Neither he nor I like big, fat chocolate chips. *I don't want to cut them
> into little pieces with a knife when I can more easily go to the store and
> get the teeny-tiny chocolate chips. *I will turn the big chocolate chips
> into something else.
>
> Damaeus

LOL!!! This thread is hilarious, and you will burn in hell for even
asking for advise! How dare you!!!