Cook's Feelings (Was QUIZNOS Sub sandwich---Ugh! So bad)
(j*ni p.) pleads:
>(PENMART01) orders:
>> (j*ni p.) inscribes the cave wall thusly:
>> >
>> >One of our friends is amazed that Hubby will tell me, in front of
>> >everyone, if he doesn't like something new I've made. It doesn't
>> >bother me at all
>>
>>Hmm, castigates you in front of everyone... your dominant male
>>is a tactless clod... and of course you're obviously a sub-human
>>wimp/chimp... you must also groom M'Gumbo's crotch fleas, with
>>your tongue... in public.
>
>Oh hush, Sheldon -- you're wasting your time if you want a flame fest
>with me, I know you too well...
You know nothing, especially not of your master. I take your response as your
being in agreement with my assertion, oh subservient/submissive one. Tuh, tuh,
tut, quit your whimpering and blubbering... and I care not if you need to pee,
you'll pee when I grant you permission... cross your legs and bite your tongue,
but utter not a sound, slut. Now crawl on your belly and suck the cheese from
twixt your master's toes.
---= BOYCOTT FRENCH--GERMAN (belgium) =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
Sheldon
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"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
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