On Feb 21, 9:28*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> Curt Nelson wrote:
>
> >I'm taking this shit on an airplane.
>
> >Allah Akbar!
>
> I always yell ALLAH AKBAR whenever I take a dump.

I know you're just joking, but it'd be really funny if you did that in
public restrooms at sports events and such.

> And naturally I use the Scott TP printing of koran on a roll.

Some years ago I thought that it would be funny to have a business
that sold sacrilegious TP. Then it occurred to me that it could be
very difficult to print onto TP. Sacred scriptures from various
faiths were one idea, but the main one was back during the flag
burning hoopla, American Flags. Imagine substituting them for the TP
in the porta-potties at 4th of July events: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_Saint_Louis

--Bryan