What's the silliest, dumbest, most ludicrous food and/or menu
description/title you've ever run across.

We've all heard of the ubiquitous pork "medallions", like they're
gonna hang one on yer chest. I love the Texas steakhouse menu that
promised on its salad page, "No Lawn Clippings". The one that gave me
a chuckle in a comedy movie was delivered in your cliched Hollywood
"My name is Bruce and I'll be your server" lisp.

"Would you like to start off with some of our special Haitian tribal
crudites"?



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