5/27/04

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> Naoko wrote:
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>> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
>> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
>> maintaining cosmetics?
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> Naoko, my dear, what you seek isn't tea, but pee. Horse pee. Urea,
> technically speaking. My wife applies a home-made urea treatment to her
> face after every washing. All the information you need for this beauty
> secret can be found here (in Japanese!):
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> http://www.age.am/~kirei/bihadasuiresipi.htm
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> --cm

On behalf of our wives and sweethearts everywhere, thank you Crymad for
bringing this wonderful product to our attention. And did you all know rumor
has it the product will even cure athlete's foot? As Babelfish translates:
"The opportunity which makes the beauty skin water of the ??child" Wasser
machen?

Seriously, people should be aware that playing with this product is illegal
in New York State, and frowned upon by the Church. If you do feel a
compulsion in that direction however, we recommend that you at least forgo
the "straw" raincoat, and use some other material.

Michael

I'm drinking pu-erh this morning. 1992 green. I leave the relevance of this
to you.