Michael Plant wrote:
>
> 5/27/04
>
> >
> >
> > Naoko wrote:
> >>
> >> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
> >> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
> >> maintaining cosmetics?
> >
> > Naoko, my dear, what you seek isn't tea, but pee. Horse pee. Urea,
> > technically speaking. My wife applies a home-made urea treatment to her
> > face after every washing. All the information you need for this beauty
> > secret can be found here (in Japanese!):
> >
> > http://www.age.am/~kirei/bihadasuiresipi.htm
> >
> > --cm
>
> On behalf of our wives and sweethearts everywhere, thank you Crymad for
> bringing this wonderful product to our attention. And did you all know rumor
> has it the product will even cure athlete's foot? As Babelfish translates:
> "The opportunity which makes the beauty skin water of the ??child" Wasser
> machen?
>
> Seriously, people should be aware that playing with this product is illegal
> in New York State and frowned upon by the Church. If you do feel a
> compulsion in that direction however, we recommend that you at least forgo
> the "straw" raincoat, and use some other material.

Well, we got our big bottle at a chemical supply. Came with a
complimentary MSDS. Is urea unobtainable by ordinary folk in NY? It
should be said that this stuff is a dry, white, crystalline substance,
not a yellow liquid.

--crymad