The NY Lady

Two nicely dressed women happen to start up a conversation during an
endless wait at the Los Angeles International Airport. The first lady
was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second
was a well-mannered elderly lady from NY.
When the conversation drifted to whether they had any children, the
California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my
husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
"Well, isn't that precious," commented the lady from NY.
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband
bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."
"Again, the lady from NY commented, "Well, isn't that precious."
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was
born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
And, again, the NY lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious."
The first woman then asked the NY lady, "What did your husband buy for
you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," said the NY lady.
"Oh, my God! What on Earth for?" asked the first woman.
"Well, for example," the NY lady replied, "instead of saying, 'Who
gives a shit!' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious."