On Mon, 9 May 2011 11:39:30 -0700 (PDT), projectile vomit chick
> wrote:

>On May 9, 9:36*am, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> > On May 6, 3:40 am, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
>> >> "sf" > wrote in message
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>> >>> On Thu, 5 May 2011 19:06:10 -0700, "Julie Bove"
>> >>> > wrote:
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>> >>>> "Catmandy (Sheryl)" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> >>>> On May 5, 9:44 pm, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
>> >>>>> "Catmandy (Sheryl)" > wrote in message
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>> ...
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>> >>>>> it's not rocket science, Julie.
>> >>>>> If you're making too much salad by including too many veggies,
>> >>>>> just don't add as much.
>> >>>>> Either cut back on the variety or only use half as much of each
>> >>>>> veggie as you are now. Obviously, if you're using less in your
>> >>>>> pasta salad, you will have to use up the balance of that pepper,
>> >>>>> onion, whatever in something else.
>> >>>>> Just plan your meals better. It's home ec 101.
>>
>> >>>>> Nope. That was never covered in Home Ec.
>>
>> >>>> They never covered how to shop for food and plan meals in your
>> >>>> home ec clas? That explains a LOT!
>> >>>> Still, you've never read a magazine article?
>>
>> >>>> Nope. They taught cooking and sewing.
>>
>> >>>> They did cover how to shop and plan for meals in family planning.
>> >>>> But nowhere did they say how to make a salad for one. In fact my
>> >>>> family planning teacher said a good salad for one could not be
>> >>>> done.
>>
>> >>>> I read magazines but never any that tell you how to shop or plan
>> >>>> meals. Those kinds of magazines are ones that I find boring.
>>
>> >>> It's easy enough to Google "salad recipe for one person".
>>
>> >> The problem is not in making the salad. The problem is all that you
>> >> have to buy to make the salad. You simply can not make one small
>> >> good salad...and by good I mean with a lot of different ingredients
>> >> in it, without having a ton of leftover stuff. You just can't.
>>
>> > Oh, now you're just being contrary.
>>
>> > Sure you can. *I do it all of the time. *You just have to get it
>> > through
>> > your skull that a salad doesn't need to have everything but the
>> > kitchen sink in it. *Put in lettuce, three other vegetables and enjoy
>> > it for what it is: *a celebration of lettuce and three vegetables.
>>
>> That's just a salad. *Not a really good one.- Hide quoted text -
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>You're a piece of shit troll.

Julie isn't smart enough to be a troll. Actually she's an honest to
goodness pointy headed imbecile... out of all the possible dishes to
have a problem preparing a salad has to be by far the least
difficult... I have like a hundred geese munching on my lawn right now
and all those silly geese are doing salad easy peasy as you please.
Even a dumb bunny can do salad. LOL
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