On Sat, 7 May 2011 13:10:00 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Sat, 7 May 2011 12:04:27 -0400, Christopher M. wrote:
>
>> I feel kind of guilty eating shaved ham. I guess I kind of feel that if
>> you're going to eat meat you should prepare it in a way that respects the
>> animal/beast. When the meat is shaved into thin little tidbits of slices, it
>> just seems disrespectful to me.
>
>That's only because you're a moron. If you want top respect the
>animal then become a vegetarian. There's another group for vegetarian
>trolls (I though all of them died a while ago).
>
>-sw

<Tongue-in-cheek mode on>

Vegetarians are sadists.

They eat carrots alive and feet-first; the head dies screaming. At
least with broccoli they eat the head first (usually). Though the
broccoli often are tortured--- boiled alive, then eaten *before*
merciful death occurs. And onions... the skin is agonizingly peeled
off before the body is chopped into pieces. The horror!

Oh, the humanity!

Vegetanimy.

Plantinimy. Whatever.

<Tongue-in-cheek mode off>
Best -- Terry
Unrepentant omnivore