> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 17 May 2011 15:31:58 -0400, "Christopher M."
> > wrote:
>
>>I made a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwich on syrian bread. It
>>was surprisingly good. I guess regular white bread makes it harder to
>>enjoy
>>the cream because of its bulk.
>>
>>Smuckers (TM) also makes a product called Uncrustables. Uncrustables are
>>frozen PBJ pockets of "bread". I haven't tried them. (Marshmallow cream
>>has
>>much less calories than PBJ.)
>>
>>
>>W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>>
>
> In the future, peanut butter wont contain peanuts. It will be made
> from polyaromatic resins, lenoleac silicate, hydrolized clay matting,
> recycled plastics, oleated process mash (recycled engine oil), toasted
> bone meal, (burnt human & animal bones from cremations), high fruitose
> corn syrup, sodium chloride (salt), uric acid (processed urine),
> bovine byproducts (cow manure), and assorted fillers.
>
> If this sounds unappealing, there's always "Slim Fast", which contains
> no actual food at all.

Urine is such an amazing substance. It be used to get rid of foot fungus,
and to dye clothing. Holistic healers even drink it.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)