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Default Peanut butter sandwiches of the future


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> On Wed, 18 May 2011 15:00:46 -0400, "Christopher M."
> > wrote:
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>>> On Tue, 17 May 2011 15:31:58 -0400, "Christopher M."
>>> > wrote:
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>>>>I made a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwich on syrian bread.
>>>>It
>>>>was surprisingly good. I guess regular white bread makes it harder to
>>>>enjoy
>>>>the cream because of its bulk.
>>>>
>>>>Smuckers (TM) also makes a product called Uncrustables. Uncrustables are
>>>>frozen PBJ pockets of "bread". I haven't tried them. (Marshmallow cream
>>>>has
>>>>much less calories than PBJ.)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>>>>
>>>
>>> In the future, peanut butter wont contain peanuts. It will be made
>>> from polyaromatic resins, lenoleac silicate, hydrolized clay matting,
>>> recycled plastics, oleated process mash (recycled engine oil), toasted
>>> bone meal, (burnt human & animal bones from cremations), high fruitose
>>> corn syrup, sodium chloride (salt), uric acid (processed urine),
>>> bovine byproducts (cow manure), and assorted fillers.
>>>
>>> If this sounds unappealing, there's always "Slim Fast", which contains
>>> no actual food at all.

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>>Urine is such an amazing substance. It be used to get rid of foot fungus,
>>and to dye clothing. Holistic healers even drink it.
>>
>>
>>W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>>

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> So if I get a foot fungus, do I just need to pee on my foot?????


Yes you do.

> I'll let the Holistic healers drink it..... YUCK !!!!


Those people will drink anything.

> I do know that Urea is great for the skin. I have an ointment that
> contains it, and is for cracked fingers and heels. Great stuff, but
> the Urea is synthetic, not made from urine. Most of it is synthetic
> in medicines these days.


Good to know.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)